Never Get A Real Job

 

5/26/2013 - Video

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

ladyavenal:

theyatemytaylor:

Me :”…oh fu—OH JESUS—DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY LORD”

TAG YOUR GODDAMN PORN LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR

JFUCK

CAN’T BREATHE

(Source: alicerei, via cuethefandoms)

5/26/2013 - Video

queenofthebros:

beeishappy:

“A star shines on the hour of our meeting” |Stephen knows his Lord Of The Rings.
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | NBC29 Post-Speech Interview

THIS IS MY SCHOOL.
I SAT THERE WHILE SHE SAID THAT GOING “NO. NO, PRIYA. NO TAKE THAT BACK. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT.”

(via ourladyelizabeth)

5/25/2013 - Photo

e-anomaly:

Welcome to my blog.

e-anomaly:

Welcome to my blog.

(Source: thelordofthepotatoes, via cdietrick42)

5/24/2013 - Video

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

On his diet regimen for Star Trek Into Darkness [x]

PREACH 

(Source: cumberlord, via canaryblack)

5/24/2013 - Video

benedict—cumberbatch:

perfectlyorganizedchaos:

benedict—cumberbatch:

jamarabee:

benedict—cumberbatch:

perfectbenny:

cumberbitchsandwich:

Fuck.

I quit.

Fuck it.

Me too.

Can I fuck him instead?

No

Oh, spoil sport. Ruin my fun..

Ladies please. Your Watson is showing.

Oh shit! Does anyone have any red pants so I can cover my Watson up?

(Source: problemdogs)

eliminatethenegitive:

Reblog this and I will go to your profile, find a character from your fandom, and write an ask to you as your favorite character visiting your blog.

(via cuethefandoms)

5/24/2013 - Photo

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 
But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 
Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 
(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 

But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 

Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 

(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

(via cuethefandoms)

5/24/2013 - Video

Reminder that these two badasses are married

(Source: metal-panda-alex, via cuethefandoms)

5/24/2013 - Video

rockinthecassbutt:

My husband and I shopped at Kohl’s today and we saw this.

(via cuethefandoms)

5/24/2013 - Video

spacemarried:

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

r—princess:

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Nailed it.

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I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING

(Source: to-be-myself, via imploding-with-feels)